The elliuns have invaded Maison Bean

January 25, 2013

Me:  What is that?

Jax:  Elliuns

Me:  Huh?!

Jax:  ELL-EE-UNS

Me:  Oh, okay.

But, no, it wasn’t okay.  I still didn’t understand what he was saying.  It was actually Papa who interpreted for me.

Jax was saying aliens. I guess being a gink has its benefits.

In Bean news:

Jax has been tearing up the basketball court, and except for a couple of yellow lights for behavior (it’s that kindergarten sense of humor), he’s doing well in school.  This time when I opened his report card, I wasn’t shocked when I saw all C’s.  It turns out that C these days stands for consistently masters….

Whatever.

And, Moose, I don’t know about his report card.  I opened the envelope and found a report card belonging to some other kid I’d never heard of.  I still don’t know if Moose changed his name or he switched report cards with someone else.  At the beginning of the school year, he ran up a tab in the cafeteria for $35.

I was a cute coed with a fake ID before I ever ran a tab.

What is this world coming to?

The elliuns have invaded Maison Bean

 

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Irene January 26, 2013 at 8:17 am

Ohhhhhh, the fun is just beginning……..BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..I can’t wait for the stories…..and they’re only in Kindergarten!!!!!

Missed you and your escapades! Hope everyone is well at the BEAN BUNCH!

Kristy K. James January 26, 2013 at 3:05 pm

I have to say that there are a boatload of elliuns living in Michigan. Unfortunately we can’t tell who they are just by looking at them, because contrary to what movies would have you believe, they look just like us. Fortunately there is a way to determine who they are. Yup. They’ve taken a liking to our vehicles, and seem to think they’re mini spaceships – capable of traveling at the speed of light.

I guess you have them, too… (no, nowhere near enough sleep for me last…)

Running up a tab in the cafeteria…love it! :)

portia January 28, 2013 at 12:15 am

Tell Jax that I am an ellian! Then he will understand, and you will too. Where have you been ?? I was at …no lie…Myrtle Beach this weekend. I know, what a gross place, blah,blah,..but the “resort” we were at was empty and it had an indoor lazy river, so not as bad as it sounds. Anyway, I see great talent in the artwork, and I should know, seeing as I will be a BFA graduate in like 14 weeks. I will have a GIANT party, and you all will have to attend!! Call me when you’re in the line at TB…..

papa January 28, 2013 at 1:38 pm

Your abduction by aliens about once a month, for a few days, and replacement by some screaming bitch who hates my cooking is proof of the un-natural-super natural. I think we deserves to know more about your relationship with these beings.

Papa

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